School Rules

All students should obey these rules, or they will be sent to the headmaster's office for detention.

~No running in the halls

~No cutting class

~No swimming in the lake

~ The basement is OFF LIMITS to all students

~Please stay out of the kitchen

~You are not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

~You will not mock Professor Birthday with exaggerated limb movements.

~The local hospital is already suspicious so let's try to keep injuries to a minimum.

~If your pet weighs more than you, you can't keep it.

~If you need a non-stick room just let us know.

~Stealing Professor Birthday's cards is inappropriate

~We will not bail you out of jail.

~If you lose any appendages while swimming in the lake we are not held responsible.

~No, Christmas is NOT April Fools' Day.

Any others will be added as the staff sees fit.